I feel like I have the colic. There is a lump of something pushing my left lower rib cage out. It feels like a big blob of air. Could it be fat?? It could possibly have been there forever just waiting for me to get fat enough and bored enough to find it! I think it is that rubbery steak I fixed for lunch. Cooking is not my best thing and I am not much of a meat eater so I think it is the steak. Just sitting there all gommed up waiting for me to notice it.
But when I turn the other way it kind of disappears! Is that normal?? I don't see how hypochondriacs can stand being one. Worrying about this air bubble is just eating up my time.
I think I will go drink another Coke and burp.